This is me, the fat_loss_guru wondering WTF macros actually are.
I'm here to help you lose weight, but I'm not sure how...
Victoria Kray
I'm new to social media and I live in England. The fat_loss_guru told me I was a fat bastard and that unless I left him a review he'd post cottage cheese and mince through my letter box. Shared in Tenerife, hun x x
Gill Renton
I came across the_fat_loss_guru as I left Oddies. I'm not interested in nutrition but I saw he was being bullied by 2 and a half toddlers and needed to step in. Luckily my fishermans pasty provided just enough energy for the_fat_loss_guru to catch the bus back home.
John Dough
The_fat_loss_guru swears by a 'calzone cleanse.' Yes, you heard it right! I now consume my body weight in pizza pockets, waiting for the fat to 'cleanse' itself away. If laughter burns calories, then I’m definitely losing weight from everyone’s reaction to this new diet!
Sal Monella
According to the_fat_loss_guru, replacing all meals with double bacon cheeseburgers is the key to success. I’ve never been so confused, yet so full. My cholesterol levels are higher than my credit card debt now. Bravo!
Hugh Jass
Following the_fat_loss_guru's advice, I replaced all my snacks with deep-fried mars bars because they count as a pastry and a vegetable in his world. I may be rolling everywhere I go now, but rolling is technically exercise, right? Genius!
Al Fresco
Apparently, the_fat_loss_guru believes if you eat outdoors, the calories don’t count. I’ve been having pizza picnics every meal now. All I’ve lost so far is the trust of my patio furniture. At least it's a fun way to fool my metabolism, or so he says.